Living in the 21st Century

	1. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.

	2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

	3. You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to eat.  
	He emailsyou back from his bedroom, What's for dinner?

	4. Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.

	5. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but  
	you haven't spoken with your next door neighbour yet this year.

	6. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if 
	it contains Echinacea.

	7. Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn 
	so she can create a screen saver.

	8. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if 
	anyone is home.

	9. Every commercial on television has a web-site address at the bottom  
	of the screen.

	10. You buy a computer and 6 months later it is out of date and now 
	sells for half the price you paid.

	11. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't 
	have the first 20 or 30 years of your life, is cause for panic and 
	turning around to go get it.

	12. Using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase 
	would be a hassle and take planning.

	13. Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out 
	of the back seat of your car.

	14. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do  
	not have e-mail addresses.

	15. You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.

	16. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.

	17. Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored Post-it notes.

	18. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.

	19. You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls.

	20. You disconnect from the Internet and get this awful feeling, as if 
	you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

	21. You get up in morning and go online before getting your coffee.

	22. You wake up at 2 am to go to the bathroom and check your E-mail on
	your way back to bed.

	23. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)

	24. You're reading this.

	25. Worse yet,  you're going to forward it to someone else.