The BEE

One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love.
All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young
lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started
screaming 'oh my god, help me, there's a bee in my vagina'. The
husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the
situation.

The doctor thought for a moment and said 'Hmm, tricky situation.  But I
have a solution to the problem if young sir would  permit'. The husband
being very concerned agreed that the doctor  could use whatever method to
get the bee out of his wife's vagina. The doctor said 'OK, what I'm gonna
do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your
wife's vagina.

When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my dick I shall
withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow 'my penis out of your
wife's vagina.

The Husband nodded and gave his approval The young lady said 'Yes,

Yes, whatever, just get on with it'. So the doctor, after covering the
tip of his penis with honey, inserted it into the young lady 's vagina.
After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said "I don't think the bee has
noticed the honey yet."  "Perhaps I should go a bit deeper." So the doctor
went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctor began shafting the young
lady very hard indeed. The young lady began to quiver with excitement, she
began to moan and groan aloud, oh doctor, doctor she shouted. The doctor,
concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself, he then
put his hands on the young lady's  breasts and started making loud
noises. The husband, at this point suddenly became very annoyed and
shouted. 

'Now wait a minute, what the hell do you think you're  doing'" he blasted.
The doctor, still concentrating, replied  'Change of plan, I'm gonna drown
the bastard'.




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