One day there was a fish swimming along in a lake.  The fish was
hungry and he looked up to see a fly flying above the water.  The
fish thought to himself
 "Gee, if that fly would only drop six inches, I could jump up out of
the water and have myself lunch."

 Over on the shore, there is a bear, and he sees the fly flying along
and thinks to himself,
 "Gee, if that fly would only drop six inches, the fish would jump
out of the water to eat the fly, and I could reach out and catch the
fish."

 Across the lake, there is a hunter, and he sees the fly flying along
the lake and thinks to himself,
  "Gee, if that fly would only drop six inches, the fish would jump out
of the water to eat the fly, and the bear would reach out to catch
the fish and I would have a perfect shot at the bear."

 Siting in a hole is a mouse, and he sees the fly flying along and
thinks to himself,
 "Gee, if that fly would only drop six inches, the fish would jump
out of the water to eat the fly, and the bear would reach out to
catch the fish and the hunter would have a perfect shot and drop his
cheese sandwich and I would have lunch."

 Watching the mouse is a cat, and he sees the fly flying along and
thinks to himself,
  "Gee, if that fly would only drop six inches, the fish would jump
out of the water to eat the fly, and the bear would reach out to
catch the fish and the hunter would have a perfect shot and drop his
cheese sandwich and the mouse would leave his hole and I would have
lunch."

  Just then, the fly drops six inches and sure enough the fish jumps
out of the water to eat the fly when the bear reaches out to catch
the fish, the hunter takes aim and shoots at the bear, dropping his
cheese sandwich, and the mouse dashes out of his hole to get the
sandwich, the cat hunches up and jumps at the mouse.... but he over
estimates the jump and lands in the lake instead.

The moral of the story is:
 Whenever a fly drops six inches, a pussy gets wet.




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