A bloke was walking along by the Post Office Tower one day when he looked up and saw two men standing on the top. While he was watching, one of the men jumped off, flapping his arms and flew around the Tower. The the other did exactly the same. Fascinated the man got to the top of the Tower with great hastiness and went up to the two blokes and said, "Did my eyes deceive me, or did I really see you fly around the Tower?" "Yes" said one of the men, jumping off, flying around in a circle flapping his arms just to prove it. "Could I do it?" asked the man. "Of course, just jump off the edge and flap your arms" said the aviator. So the man jumped off the Tower, flapping his arms frantically, only to be splatterd 400 feet below in a mess of blood, guts, and twiddly little bits he had eaten for dinner. Meanwhile, on the top of the Tower, one of the men turned to the other and said, "You know Gabriel for an Archangel you've got a really sick sense of humor." |