• Motorcycle curves never sag.
  • You can ride a motorcycle any day of the month.
  • Motorcycles don't whine unless something is REALLY wrong.
  • You can kick your motorcycle to wake it up.
  • You can share your motorcycle with friends.
  • Motorcycles don't care how many other motorcycles you have ridden.
  • When riding, you and your motorcycle ALWAYS arrive at the same time.
  • If your motorcycle is too loose you can tighten it.
  • You can drink beer and ride your motorcycle.
  • If you say things to your motorcycle you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again.
  • You can ride a motorcycle until YOU get sore.
  • Motorcycles won't insult you if you are a bad rider.
  • Motorcycles don't care if you are late.
  • You don't have to take a shower before riding your motorcycle.
  • If you get a new motorcycle you don't have to keep sending money to the old one.