WHY MOTORCYCLES ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
- Motorcycle curves never sag.
- You can ride a motorcycle any day of the month.
- Motorcycles don't whine unless something is REALLY wrong.
- You can kick your motorcycle to wake it up.
- You can share your motorcycle with friends.
- Motorcycles don't care how many other motorcycles you have ridden.
- When riding, you and your motorcycle ALWAYS arrive at the same time.
- If your motorcycle is too loose you can tighten it.
- You can drink beer and ride your motorcycle.
- If you say things to your motorcycle you don't have to apologize
before you can ride it again.
- You can ride a motorcycle until YOU get sore.
- Motorcycles won't insult you if you are a bad rider.
- Motorcycles don't care if you are late.
- You don't have to take a shower before riding your motorcycle.
- If you get a new motorcycle you don't have to keep sending
money to the old one.