How to tell if you might be a "high tech redneck"
                     
     1. If your e-mail address ends in ".over.yonder.com"...

     2. If you connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home
        Page"...

     3. If the bumper sticker on your truck says "My other
        computer is a laptop"...

     4. If your laptop has a sticker that says "Protected by
        Smith and Wesson"...

     5. If you've ever doubled the value of your truck by
        installing a cellular phone...

     6. If your baseball cap read "DEC" instead of "CAT"...

     7. If your computer is worth more than all your cars
        combined...

     8. If you've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your
        beer on...

     9. If you ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy"...

    10. If your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite
        truck, tractor, or farm animal...

    11. If you start all your e-mails with the words "Howdy
        y'all"...

    12. If your home-canned fruit and vegetables have
        laser-printed labels...

    13. If your connection to the Internet is powered by a big
        propane tank...

    14. If you've duct-taped a laser-pointer to your shotgun's
        sight...

    15. If there's a stack of green-bar in your outhouse...

    16. If you keep your screen door propped open with an old
        PDP-8...

    17. If you've got more dead computers than live ones...




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