TAOISM:			SHIT HAPPENS

HARE KRISNA:		SHIT HAPPENS RAMA RAMA DING DING

HINDUISM:		THIS SHIT HAPPEND BEFORE

ISLAM:			IF SHIT HAPPENS, TAKE A HOSTAGE

ZEN:			WHAT IS THE SOUND OF SHIT HAPPENING ?

BUDDHISM:		WHEN SHIT HAPPENS, IS IT REALLY SHIT ?

CONFUCIANISM:		CONFUCIUS SAY, "SHIT HAPPENS"

7TH DAY ADVENTIST:	SHIT HAPPENS ON SATURDAYS

PROTENSTANTISM:		SHIT WON'T HAPPEN IF I WORK HARDER

CATHOLICISM:		IF SHIT HAPPENS, I DESERVE IT

JOHOVAS WITNESS:	KNOCK, KNOCK, "SHIT HAPPENS"

UNITARIAN:		WHAT IS THIS SHIT?

MORMON:			SHIT HAPPENS AGAIN & AGAIN & AGAIN...

JUDAISM:		WHY DOES THIS SHIT ALWAYS HAPPENS TO ME?

RASTAFARIANISM:		LET'S SMOKE THIS SHIT




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