• The FEMALE always makes The Rules.
  • The Rules are subject to change at any time, without prior notification.
  • No MALE can possibly know all The Rules.
  • If the FEMALE suspects that the MALE knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some, or all, of The Rules.
  • The FEMALE is never wrong.
  • If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was the direct result of something the MALE did, or said, which was wrong.
  • The MALE must apologise immediately for causing the said misunderstanding.
  • The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.
  • The MALE may never change his mind without the express written consent of the FEMALE.
  • The FEMALE has every right to be angry, or upset, at any time.
  • The MALE must remain calm at all times unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry, or upset.
  • The FEMALE must, under no circumstances, let the MALE know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
  • The MALE is expected to mind read at all times.
  • If the FEMALE has PMT all The Rules are null and void.
  • The FEMALE is ready when she is ready.
  • The MALE must be ready at all times.
  • Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.
  • A MALE who doesn't abide by The Rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.