THE RULES

The FEMALE always makes The Rules.

The Rules are subject to change at any time, without prior notification.

No MALE can possibly know all The Rules.

If the FEMALE suspects that the MALE knows all The Rules, she must
immediately change some, or all, of The Rules.

The FEMALE is never wrong.

If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was the direct
result of something the MALE did, or said, which was wrong.

The MALE must apologise immediately for causing the said misunderstanding.

The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.

The MALE may never change his mind without the express written consent of the
FEMALE.

The FEMALE has every right to be angry, or upset, at any time.

The MALE must remain calm at all times unless the FEMALE wants him to be
angry, or upset.

The FEMALE must, under no circumstances, let the MALE know whether she wants
him to be angry or upset.

The MALE is expected to mind read at all times.

If the FEMALE has PMT all The Rules are null and void.

The FEMALE is ready when she is ready.

The MALE must be ready at all times.

Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.

A MALE who doesn't abide by The Rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.