- The FEMALE always makes The Rules.
- The Rules are subject to change at any time, without prior notification.
- No MALE can possibly know all The Rules.
- If the FEMALE suspects that the MALE knows all The Rules, she must
immediately change some, or all, of The Rules.
- The FEMALE is never wrong.
- If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was the direct
result of something the MALE did, or said, which was wrong.
- The MALE must apologise immediately for causing the said misunderstanding.
- The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.
- The MALE may never change his mind without the express written consent of the
- The FEMALE has every right to be angry, or upset, at any time.
- The MALE must remain calm at all times unless the FEMALE wants him to be
angry, or upset.
- The FEMALE must, under no circumstances, let the MALE know whether she wants
him to be angry or upset.
- The MALE is expected to mind read at all times.
- If the FEMALE has PMT all The Rules are null and void.
- The FEMALE is ready when she is ready.
- The MALE must be ready at all times.
- Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.
- A MALE who doesn't abide by The Rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.