The young dude parked on a lonly country road, reached across to the hardbelly 
 sitting next to him, and began making the usual advances.  Pushing him away, the 
 fox said, "I really hate to bring this up now, but I'm really a prostitute, and 
 the price for my services is £25."
    The guy reluctantly paid her and got his nut off. Afterward, he sat silently 
 behind the wheel, staring streight ahead. "Why arn't we leaving?" asked the Bitch.
 "I realy hate to bring this up now," said the dude, "but i'm really a cabbie, and 
 the fare back to town is £30."