The Dr. Seuss Purity Test
This is the Dr. Seuss purity-test, if you answer yes to any of these questions you get a point. Final points is a % of how pure you are?
The Dr. Seuss
Purity Test
Number
Have you Ever????
yes
no
1
Have you done it on a boat?
yes
no
2
Have you done it with a goat?
yes
no
3
Have you done it in a bed?
yes
no
4
Have you done it with the dead?
yes
no
5
Have you done it in the ass?
yes
no
6
Have you done it, high on grass?
yes
no
7
Have you done it in the car?
yes
no
8
Have you simply gone too far?
yes
no
9
Have you done it on the beach?
yes
no
10
Have you done it with the teach?
yes
no
11
Have you done it on your back?
yes
no
12
Have you done it strapped to a rack?
yes
no
13
Have you done it in a box?
yes
no
14
Have you done it with a fox?
yes
no
15
Have you done it in a tree?
yes
no
16
Have you done it with more than three?
yes
no
17
Have you done it in the rain?
yes
no
18
Have you done it for the pain?
yes
no
19
Have you done it 'tween the tits?
yes
no
20
Have you done it wearing mitts?
yes
no
21
Have you done it packed in rubber?
yes
no
22
Have you done it undercover?
yes
no
23
Have you done it on a perch?
yes
no
24
Have you done it in a church?
yes
no
25
Have you done it with a virgin?
yes
no
26
Have you done it with a sturgeon?
yes
no
27
Have you done it with ropes and chains?
yes
no
28
Have you done it while insane?
yes
no
29
Have you done it on the stage?
yes
no
30
Have you done it underage?
yes
no
31
Have you done it with all your friends?
yes
no
32
Have you done it in both ends?
yes
no
33
Have you done it with your dog?
yes
no
34
Have you done it on a log?
yes
no
35
Have you done it under clamps?
yes
no
36
Have you done it with the lamps?
yes
no
37
Have you done it without style?
yes
no
38
Have you done it with a child?
yes
no
39
Have you done it for all to see?
yes
no
40
Have you ever had VD?
yes
no
41
Have you done it on Mother's couch?
yes
no
42
Have you done it in your mouth?
yes
no
43
Have you done it while on tape?
yes
no
44
Have you done it out of shape?
yes
no
45
Have you done it on live TV?
yes
no
46
Have you done it whilst you pee?
yes
no
47
Have you done it in the gym?
yes
no
48
Have you done it on a whim?
yes
no
49
Have you done it on a dare?
yes
no
50
Do you really think we care?
Your score:
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