The Spod Test

This is the spod-test 100, if you answer yes to any of these questions you get 1 point. Final points is a % of how much a spod you are *grin*

Written by Goliath - no I am not telling you my score 🙂
In loving memory of Goliath - 8 March 1996

yes no - 1 Do you know the meaning of the word Spod ?
yes no - 2 Have you ever been sat behind a computer for more than 2 hours ?
yes no - 3 Have you ever been sat behind a computer for more than 8 hours ?
yes no - 4 Have you ever sat behind a computer for 24hours or more
yes no - 5 Have you ever done 3,4 or 5 and only gotten up to eat or use the bathroom ?
yes no - 6 Do you get withdrawl symptoms if you are away from the net for more than one day ?
yes no - 7 Do you use more than 2 talkers frequently ?
yes no - 8 Do you do #7 at the same time ?
yes no - 9 Do you feel wihdrawn when you can't connect to your favourite talkers?
yes no - 10 Have you ever sat down and read *ALL* the help files on 1 talker ?
yes no - 11 Do you stay logged onto a talker for long periods just to increase your total login time ?
yes no - 12 Have you ever forgotten to eat while spodding ?
yes no - 13 If you do eat do you go out and get food then come back to you computer and eat it sitting in front of the computer screen ?
yes no - 14 Do you know what a priv is ?
yes no - 15 Have you ever turned down the option of getting privs on talkers because you haven't enough time with all your other su positions ?
yes no - 16 Do you have accounts on more than 5 talkers ?
yes no - 17 Do you know who the original programmer of EW is ?
yes no - 18 Do you know more than 2 addresses of talkers on the net?
yes no - 19 More than 4 addresses ?
yes no - 20 More than 10 addresses ?
yes no - 21 Do you know all the addresses of the talkers you use of by heart ?
yes no - 22 Have you ever travelled extreme distances just to get online ?
yes no - 23 Do you know all the shorcut commands for communications like say and tell
yes no - 24 Do you get annoyed when you log onto a new talker and your usual name is already taken ?
yes no - 25 Have you got a friends list with more than 80 people on?
yes no - 26 Have you ever fallen in love with someone on the net without ever having met them face to face ?
yes no - 27 Do you know the tricks for getting around being jailed on a talker ?
yes no - 28 Have you ever cycled over 10 miles to get onto the net?
yes no - 29 Do you now of ALL the commands on any one talker and know how to use each and every one of them ?
yes no - 30 Have you ever downloaded the EW source code just to find out how it works ?
yes no - 31 Have you ever done #30 to find useful bugs to avoid things like being jailed?
yes no - 32 Have done #30 and thought about putting your own talker on the net ?
yes no - 33 Have you ever actually acheived #32 ?
yes no - 34 Have you ever put a talker on the net just to have more privs than anyone else ?
yes no - 35 Have you ever held a conversation over the net with someone else in the same room as you ?
yes no - 36 Were they sitting on the computer next to you ?
yes no - 37 Do you understand C code ?
yes no - 38 Can you fix code problems without even looking at the code?
yes no - 39 Do your friends have the lab's number down as your phone number.
yes no - 40 Have you more than 10 days total login time on a talker ?
yes no - 41 More than 20 days ?
yes no - 42 More than 40 days ?
yes no - 43 More than 100 days !!!?
yes no - 44 More than 300 days - You need HELP!!! 🙂 ?
yes no - 45 Have you ever skipped class to be on the net ?
yes no - 46 Have you ever stayed on a computer till the early hours of the morning to meet someone on the net ?
yes no - 47 Have you ever gone into a lab when it was light, and not walked out till the next day ?
yes no - 48 Do you know what IRL means ?
yes no - 49 Do you know all your IRL friends net aliases ?
yes no - 50 Do you refer to your IRL friends by their net aliases ?
yes no - 51 Can you type faster than you think ?
yes no - 52 Have you ever stayed up all night waiting for a phone call from someone you met on the net from another country ?
yes no - 53 Have you ever net sexed on one talker and had a normal conversation on another ?
yes no - 54 Have you ever net sexed 2 different people on different talkers ?
yes no - 55 Have you ever done #54 and still held a normal conversation on another talker ?
yes no - 56 Have you ever stayed on a talker when you were the only one logged onto it?
yes no - 57 Have you remained there for more than 2 hours ?
yes no - 58 More than 4 hours ?
yes no - 59 More than 8 hours ?
yes no - 60 Do you know what MOTD stands for ?
yes no - 61 Do you always read the MOTD of a talker without fail ?
yes no - 62 Do you check news regularly ?
yes no - 63 Are you upset when you have no email ?
yes no - 64 Have you ever sent yourself a piece of test mail when you #63 happens just to make sure mail isn't screwed up ?
yes no - 65 Do you know what IVL means ?
yes no - 66 Do you know what BRB means ?
yes no - 67 Do you know what ROTFL means ?
yes no - 68 Do you know what LOL means ?
yes no - 69 Have you just asked someone what the above abbreviations mean ?
yes no - 70 Did you just ask someone on the net ?
yes no - 71 Have you ever downloaded the entire smiley dictionary ?
yes no - 72 Do you know what #71 refers to ?
yes no - 73 Have you ever used all the smileys in that dictionary ?
yes no - 74 Have you ever stayed logged onto a talker just to be bottom on the who ist ?
yes no - 75 Have you ever kept a chart of the people you have net sexed ?
yes no - 76 Have you had net sex more than 3 times ?
yes no - 77 More than 5 times
yes no - 78 More than 10 times ?
yes no - 79 If yes to #76,77,78 was it all on the same day ?
yes no - 80 Do people think you should move your bed into the lab ?
yes no - 81 Is a computer lab the first place your friends go to find you ?
yes no - 82 Would you rather be connected to the net than have sex ?
yes no - 83 Have you ever had sex and thought of what you had to remember to do when you next connected to the net ?
yes no - 84 Do you require huge amounts of caffeine just so you stay awake longer and use the net more ?
yes no - 85 Do you drink Jolt cola while doing this like other people drink water ?
yes no - 86 Same as #85 but Mountain Dew instead ?
yes no - 87 Would you prefer to go without sex for a whole year than have to be away from the net for more than 1 month ?
yes no - 88 More than 3 weeks ?
yes no - 89 More than 1 week ?
yes no - 90 More than 1 day ?
yes no - 91 Have you ever worn out a keyboard ?
yes no - 92 Have you ever brought you drinks from the bar into a lab ?
yes no - 93 Have you ever spilt those drinks all over the keyboard ?
yes no - 94 Have you ever done #93 and thought shit now I can't go on the net, then cried ?
yes no - 95 Do you continually think you deserve more privs than you already have ?
yes no - 96 Have you ever had with an admin just to gain more privs ?
yes no - 97 Do you feel jealous of people with more login time than you ?
yes no - 98 Where you ever on CheesePlants house and are still using talkers to this day ?
yes no - 99 Is your idea of Mecca going to visit Simon Marsh and chanting, "We are not worthy, we are not worthy ?"
yes no - 100 Have you ever felt a feeling of extreme dread at the thought that Simon Marsh might have never written EW and hence there would be no talkers ?